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Acrklor 
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Dabei seit: 18.11.2005
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Happy Easter everyone 
I'm not the easter bunny, but I have something for you. 
Of course many will remember the thread to translate NINA (Comic) into english in the old forum. And I thought one day, we didn't finish...
One administratorin said I shouldn't fill the new forum with the whole section from the old one 
, so I gathered everything and put the things together existing so far.
In addition I made some overdue changes, some comic strips a second time (because they got lost 
) and tried my english in the first one. That's because, this is the one got lost and I didn't find the whole translation, so tried some parts for myself. For example, I have really no idea, if one could use "broken contact" in this case. However...
I would be really pleased if the two main translators (Dracon Ra and epzilon) will join the thread again. Of course everyone else is welcome, too.
Best Regards,
Acrklor
P.S.: There're more translation...they don't fit in this post, so I gonna post 'em seperated.
1: The broken contact
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1: Hi Bernd, Nina speaking. I badly need your help!
2: Lately you repaired my flashlight, the one with the broken contact...
3: So, I've already got a similar problem again - can you tell me, how...
4: Open the screw cap... Contact wire...? Yes, I see...
5: Bend up? Yes, wait a second... Good, and now?
6: What? That's it? Are you sure, that it...
7: Thank you very much Bernd! You saved my weekend!
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2: She is a model and she looks nice
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Hi, Britta!
2
“Sorry for being late, but today is one of these days...”
3
“It took me 20 minutes until I dared to leave the house! I’m feeling so ugly!”
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"And then such a poster bitch is looking at me ! Look at this... "
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"Why are some people so handsome and others are not! Wish I had her legs or her breasts. "
6
"I know her, she lives upstairs. "
7
“You should see her in real life! Bad skin, dark rings under her eyes....”
8
“...and always in a bad mood because she’s eating only low-fat yoghurt and crispbread!”
9
“What are you staring at? Haven’t you seen two super women before?”
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3: Nr. One Nightmare
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It’s nearly there! Press!
Yes! Harder! It’s coming!
There’s another one! Keep on pressing!
2.
A
And a third one! Come on! Don’t give up!
N.
I can’t go on anymore....
A.
Great! It’s getting more and more!
N.
No! Please – help!!!
A.
Ten! Eleven! Fifteen!!!
3.
It was clear that eating Egg-Salad before going to bed has it’s conflicts with my nutrition habit.
But the deep psychological component for me seems to be outrages!
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4: Tread on men’s toes
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Did you see the Boss’s knew Secretary? What did he employ her for?! A face like a baboons butt!
2.
She seems to be fast and trustworthy!
Yes sure! When looking at her he can trust that something will fade!
3.
Anyway, I think Secretaries should mainly look hot! Everything else isn’t important.
4.
Ain’t I’m right mate? By the way, you could dress a bit nicer too!
Hehe, show some brest!
5.
Maybe you didn’t notice, a tie is a phallic symbol!
Typical case of penis envy!
6.
Well, know as you say it, right! Such a tie is perfect representative of modern manhood...
7.
...it’s hanging!
8. Again such a f...ing women’s libber! You just can’t talk normal to those!
“Totally frigid!” “Definitive a lesbian!”
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5: Women’s joy
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ache
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pain
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No, I’m sorry, . . . I know, great party, nice people but I’m dying here.
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“Today’s guest in ‘Woman’s Journal’: Dr. Rita Freymuth, Author of the book ‘Daughters of the moon’
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...only the wonder of the capability of childbearing, which mother nature reminds us every month and...
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6: The best diet
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Do you like doing this?
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“Of course not, but it’s healthy!”
“That’s what they say!”
5
“And it’s good for my figure too. I tried every diet, from apple to zucchini, none of them works!”
Really.
6.
“Don’t you ever have trouble with your figure?”
“Oh, sure”
7.
“Really, what do you do against it? “
“My rule is, don’t eat after 5 pm...”
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“...and passionate Sex, at least twice before midnight”
9.
“No big deal! Your not married!”
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7: Trying to get laid
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“Your already getting spider’s webs down there, but next week has your name on it! Oh yes it does!”
2.
Monday evening
“Bla, bla, bla ...- to your place or to mine?
3.
Oh, well, it has to be the stress, the work, normally it works...
4.
Tuesday evening
“Oh, that’s my pager! There must be an urgent emergency – I got to go to the ambulance at once!”
5.
Wednesday evening
“Well, now I’d like to eat something – shall we cook some spaghetti?”
6.
Thursday evening
“The nations cup – oh my god I almost forgot the nations cup!!! Do you have cable TV??!!”
7.
Friday evening
“I’m despairing! I can’t stand this any longer! He wants it three times a day, he’s interested in nothing else!”
8.
“And I know for sure he’s cheating on me! I just wished I could catch him red handed – I would get divorced at once!”
9.
“We’ve got a deal! Name and address please!”
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8: Man of her dreams
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1.
“Spring – I can’t believe it! I’m really happy!”
2.
“Know I’d like to meet someone – just accidentally, on the street...”
3.
“...a big, strong man, who just gives me a hug ...”
4.
“...and whispers some sweet, old-fashioned words in my ear...”
5.
“...I’d take him home with me...”
6.
“...and we’d make love all night long, until dawn!”
7.
“Hey babe! Got plans for tonight?”
9.
“Damned, stupid macho!”
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9: Confession to women-hood
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1
“I’ve got a great review till tomorrow – an article about the latest findings in genetic engineering referring to organ
transplantation! And you?”
“Brick manufacturing in 7th century BC”
2
“Gruesome! ... Say, I know you don’t like hearing this, but it would be much easier to deal with the boss by dressing a bit
sexier”
3
“Think about it!”
‘brooding’
4
The next day
“I’m feeling silly”
5.
“wow dolly!”
6
“Ah un momento Signorina! You could show me pretty things of City, prego...!”
7
“Oh Sorry!”
9
“Well, what about your confession of women-hood?”
“Tomorrow I’ll start growing myself a beard.”
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10: The best reason
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2
“Oh, look who we‘ve got here!”
“Damn! Too late!”
3
“Since when are you spending your evenings in pubs, dear colleague?”
4
“Looking good! You should wear this outfit to work sometimes!”
“I could...”
5
“But I don’t want to!”
“Why, scared of men?”
6
“Or could it be you’re a lesbian?”
“No, but looking at you...”
7
“...I can’t figure any reasons to don’t become one! Good night!”
9
“How did she mean this?! Should I be offended, or what...?!?”
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"On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty." - Oz
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Acrklor
Ghoul
Dabei seit: 18.11.2005
Beiträge: 149
Beziehungsstatus: Single (suchend)
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11: Different points of view
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“How do you like your new job? Working in a publishing company as an editor – sounds very exiting to me!”
2
“Well, it’s OK. But as long as my Boss rates his female employees after the length of their legs I’ll never get the
interesting texts.”
3
“Man! So typical! And how about your private life?”
“Oh, forget it!”
4
“Most of them can’t stand it when a woman has her own personality and doesn’t think of ‘em as her master and commander!”
5
“I don’t want to argue, but it is your own fault, at least a bit. With just a little effort men are so easy to get!”
6
“For example, you always wear those masculine – casual close, men like to see some shapes!”
7
“Besides, you shouldn’t act this brisk, wind ‘em up your finger with your feminine charms instead – works every time!”
8
“It is . . . What time is it?! And I haven’t cocked yet! Heavens, my boyfriend is going to kill me!”
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12: The psychological test
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“Your making a lot of crosses over there, don’t tell me your making one of those ‘psychological tests’?”
2
“What about it?”
“Absolute nonsense! Standard questions from hobby psychologists, just seeming to be useful to get a result!”
3
“Could be. I’ll get a cup of coffee, shall I get one for you?”
“Pseudo analysis for the weak average screwballs! I warned you!”
5
“‘Know yourself!’ Are you emancipated? (Test for women only!)”
6
“’Count all the letters behind your answers together. The letter you chose most equals your type’.”
8
“’ E-Type: Whether you’ve lied or you are a man! Be ashamed of yourself!
(Otherwise we recommend a hormonal treatment. Talk about it with a doctor you trust.)’”
9
“So, here’s your coffee! Well, I think you’re exaggerating with this tests. Sometimes I find ‘em very informative.”
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13: Where to go on vacation?
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My best friend Britta and I wanted to allow ourselves a vacation...
“I just can’t make a decision!”
“Wait...” “I’ve got an idea!”
2
“Let’s choose our vacation spot after the clothes that fit’s us best!”
3
“So, good luck!”
“You too!”
4
“Well, the new bathing suits look a bit strange to me!”
“A bit doesn’t really describes it! On top it’s pressed flat and below the but squeezes out!”
“I believe we’d better...”
5
“don’t go on beach holidays!”
“I’m fine with that, on the mountains it’s nice too!”
6
“Today’s trousers doesn’t fit me at all!”
“Maybe a cultural trip in a nice City?”
7
“Today they all wear little rags and minis, I fear we can’t keep up.”
“For sleeveless my arms are to thick.”
8
“Besides, this season the colors are awful!”
“Well, looks like there is only one thing left ...”
9
“Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all...”
“Well, at least on thing is for sure, in here no one is going to see our problem spots!”
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14: The new neighbor
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“That is so typical! I get this slush to read, this tearjerker for frustrated housewifes!”
4
“Why do they even print this stuff? Outrages nonsense!”
5
“And of course, a good locking neighbor appears and she falls in love with him – AAARGH!”
6
“’Good locking neighbor’ Where are they in real life?! I’m living here for 5 year’s know...”
7
“And I never met one younger than 90! YES, I’m coming!”
8
“Well, hello! I’m your knew neighbor and I’ve just locked myself out ... could I use your phone please...?”
9
“What are you reading?”
“Well – just some sort of ... report!”
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15: Being a friend can be tough...
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“Is this great – strolling through town, just the two of us to forget all the frustration...”
2
“Survived the holiday stress again one blessed year of piece!”
3
“My new neighbor gave me a glass of sect, because I keep his extra keys!”
4
“He is loosing his all the time, you know!”
5
“Oh, look at the shoes, there at nine fifty, quite nice, don’t you think?”
6
“I’ve got a feeling my neighbor isn’t interested in dainty woman!”
7
“Oops, now I’ve almost.... The one over there at the traffic lights, he almost looks like my new neighbor!”
8
“Say, what about your neighbor, anything new there?”
“Oh how did you. . . “ But now your asking me...”
9
‘Well, this are the little, periodic tests of a friendship strength!’
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16: Pearl harbor
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“My new neighbor is great! He is one of the few men who aren’t interested just in looks – and he’s invited me!”
2
“Hello Nina! Come in, the coffee is already waiting!”
3
“I think it’s great to have such a nice neighbor!”
4
“I had only bad luck with my neighbors before, and you know how I always lose my keys, they quickly lose their patience!”
“And what else are you doing?”
5
“I’m studying history. But I have to admit I’m a bit behind . . .”
‘O he’s so cute!’
6
“Awesome! Your working in a real publishing company?! That’s great, I never met a real editor before!”
‘I could eat him alive!’
7
“This is my brother, he still lives with our parents on the country..”
‘You surely smell good – I wonder how you taste’
8
“And this is my girl friend: Bettina! She’s going to move in here next week – doesn’t she look great?!!”
9
“My neighbor is a well disguised idiot – not to mention me!”
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17: In the perfume store
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‘Deodorant!’
2
spray
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Till
9
“Puke, another one that’s bathing in it!”
“Some women really have no taste!”
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18: Priorities
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“My boss again passed me over with the salary raise, that bastard! – Coffee?”
“Yes please.”
2
“But still, you seam so relaxed, as you weren’t for some time! Did anything happen?”
3
“I visited a life consultant!”
“Really?!! And?!! How was it?!”
4
“Very informative!”
“And? Come on, details!”
5
“He said, when my life is frustrating me, it is because I’ve chosen it this way!”
6
“I’m insisting to much on pushing my ideals through. Philosophy is OK, but it can stand in the way of the career!”
7
“If I want to reach something in life, sometimes I’ll have to act against my pride and give the world what it wants!”
8
“That means I can chose for myself which part in life I want to play: The winner or the ‘looser’ with gloriole...”
“And that has helped you?!!”
9
“Oh well, you know, sometimes it’s enough to just make sure your on the right way!”
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19: Sunday’s frustration
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Sunday, badly in need for at least one liter of coffee against the usual weekends frustration – then, suddenly:
... the milk's gone out! That means...
2
... milking the neighbors!
3
I can forget my opposite in there’s no talking to him anymore since his girlfriend moved in!
4
So, that leads me to the coat stand upstairs ...
“I’ve only got fat free dried milk, if you want some...”
puke
5
... and her neighbor, the prototype of the man-loathing war - woman’s libber
“Sorry -... ah ... milk...??”
6
“A man’s beating up, what do you call this?!”
7
“Brainstorming!”
8
smile
9
Conclusion: I’ve got to revise my prejudice and admit that a day with beer and anti men paroles can also help against the
weekend frustration!
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20: Missing link
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“Oh hiiii!! Nina!”
2
“Oh, hello Karin!”
„Funny meeting you here, I’ve got to tell you something...”
3
“Just think of it, I've fallen in love!”
“Oh, I condole!”
4
“I have to introduce him to you! Hey, my little bear! Come over hear!”
5
“That is my little bear, ain’t he gigantic?!”
“Indeed!”
6
“He is so strong! He can lift me up with one hand!”
‘That’s one talent more I’d thought he had!’
scratch
7
“All right my little bear, go back to the car. I’ll follow you soon!”
8
“Well, what do you say?!!”
“Oh, well..., truly the prototype of a man!”
9
“He surely is!”
‘If I'd ever had doubts in the evolution theory, they’d be debilitated now!’
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"On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty." - Oz
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Ghoul
Dabei seit: 18.11.2005
Beiträge: 149
Beziehungsstatus: Single (suchend)
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21: So embarrassing!
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It has been one of these nights in which you didn’t really look at what you got home with and the next morning woke up next
to ‘something’. A good reason to let him get the morning paper.
2
“Oh, good morning” “Good morning” “Nice to meet you, say....”
3
“You, your neighbor wants to say hello and borrow some milk. He also brought his girlfriend with him.”
4
“I thought it would be a good opportunity to introduce you to each other!”
“Yes...UH...AH...I...?!
5
“Bettina, nice to meet you! Well, as I heard my darling has such a nice neighbor I was almost a bit jealous!”
6
“But now after we’ve met I’m not scared anymore!”
7
“And finally I meet your boyfriend!”
“Yes, well ... that is ... ah...!”
8
“Oh ... nice to meet you ...well, it was nice, we’ll be going now...”
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“Great Body”
“Shut up, take your clothes on and leave!”
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22: Last steps
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“Well, and our next poor little darling is a very lovely girl too. Like so many she hasn’t had much luck with her former
owners ...”
2
“It is ‘Nina’ she’s a bit complicated and has a bit of a past, she needs a place for her own!“
3
“She’s a bit scared, but I believe Ms. Chalaballa can put her on my knees – yes, you’re a good girl! And you’re black hair
is so beautiful!”
4
“So, gentleman, you see she’s very confiding! She’s not sterilized yet, so you have to look out a bit. Apart from that,
she’s got all vaccinations...”
5
“She isn’t old yet, she can live many years and all she wants is a tender man that just loves her!”
7
“Hey, where have you just been?”
“Oh, nowhere ...”
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23: Holiday greetings
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The Nina-Cartoon is postponed today, because the protagonist is on summer resort in Spit Bergen. She gave us some snapshots
of her (very) last beach vacation on the Costa del Sol two years ago, instead.
Day 1:
In front of our hotel in Tovemolino (couldn’t read it ^^”). Clearly to see we’re at the beginning of our holidays!
Day 3:
The weather has been great! Being lazy at the beach all day long!
Day 5:
Despite putting some sun cream on, I caught a bad sunburn.
Day 8:
After a few day’s of shady abstinence, back at the beach for the first time.
Day 11:
In a sidewalk-café in Seville, my second sunburn is just peeling.
Day 13:
Departure day, comparing the colors of me and a piece of andalusian goat cheese. I’ve had my share of ‘Beach-holidays’ for
some time now!
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24: Practical hints for first aid: The hysterical fit
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“What to do when one of your friends has a hysterical fit? First let me tell you: male friends mostly don’t have that kind
of problems because they rarely live out they worries this spontaneous...”
2
“They rather store them in a stomach ulcer or save it up for the heart attack. Women, however, feel the need to talk about
it ...”
3
“I’m too fat!
I’m too old!
I’ve got sagging breasts!
My butt wobbles!”
4
“In this cases you grab a video tape! A detailed documentary of various plastic surgeries, which you’ve copied some time
ago.
5
“Now we separate the fatty tissue of the skin with this staff [ratschunk, ratschunk] ... and now we suck it off ... [gurgle,
gurgle, gurgle] ... and afterwards we .... [wump! Splash! Squirt!]
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In many cases a personal conversation is needed. For this you’ll mainly need:
1 An open ear
2 A lot of time!
Seem calm, but never bored!
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“Show that you understand the problem! Interrupt only by nod in approval! Don’t give your first, careful advises before the
first torrent of words is over!”
8
“After a first consensus was found, it’s time to bring in legal drugs. Arrange your supplies according to your friends level
of depression!”
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“Well... basically I do like myself ... comparing to them... as long as I’ve got my health, or...?”
“Sure. Coffee?”
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25: The row
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Time: Tuesday morning.
Site of the crime: My kitchen (Lie’s wall to wall with my neighbors apartment)
2
“Bettina, you can’t be serious!!”
“I’m sorry!”
3
”And your telling me now, after last night we’ve ...”
“I just didn’t have the heart...”
4
“Be honest, you’ll never finish studying!”
5
“And Herbert has a fixed job at the Telekom for years know!”
“Well, but...”
6
“Let me go! Herbert is waiting for me downstairs! Good bye!”
7
“She’s going. With suitcase. Wow!”
8
“That’s him! Now he wants to cry at my shoulder!
And to ask for an advise how to get her back...”
9
“Forget me!”
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26: Conscience scene
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“Nothing happening lately...”
3
“I think I’ll fetch myself a cup of coffee.”
“Two lumps of sugar for me!”
“I know!”
4
“Thanks!”
6
“Shit! It’s always the same!”
“Ha! I’m first!”
“No way!”
7
“We’ll meet downstairs!”
“See you later!”
8
“Don’t do it! Think of the consequences!”
“Nonsense! What are you waiting for? You have only this live!”
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27: Forgiveness
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“No! It was a nice evening, but you can’t come upstairs! – I’ll ring you up!”
3
“What are you doing...?!”
4
“I-I've locked myshelf out agaiiin ... bu-but it doeshn’t madder... nothing madders...”
5
“Oh come on! I’ve still got your extra keys!”
“Isss all over! Bettina leff me, y-you're not talking to meh anymore...”
6
“I’m shorrry ... areyou angry, becaushe I dinn’t inviteyou a-anymore...?”
7
“It was just becaushe of her! Becaushe I thought sshe’ll be jealoush... I washo shtupid...!”
“Yes, it’s alright! Lay down now!”
8
“...sho shtooopid...shorry ....”
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28: Mumbo jumbo
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“I wonder why I have to do this!”
“Because you’re the most skilled among us.”
2
“Well, I don’t now. Doesn’t look much like him!”
“It’ll do it! I think it’s great!”
“Hurry up”!
3
“It doesn’t have to be so accurate anyways!”
“An artist is never satisfied!”
4
“Okay, what’s next?”
”The hair. Just push it in the head.”
5
“Well – and now?”
“The needle!”
“I only found this nail!”
6
“It has to do it. The thicker the better – give it to me!”
8
“And, did it work?”
“No! He’s coming! Quick, put everything away!”
9
“Good morning, dearest boss!!!”
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29: Circle of woman
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“Say, Nina, what I always wanted to ask you: Why do you never wear a skirt or a dress?”
“Yes, why?”
“I was wondering too!”
2
“Men dominate us women anyway, if we now start to adapt their look, we’ll soon be just their slaves!”
“Exactly!”
“Right!”
3
“On the contrary! You forget that the fashion you're wearing is designed almost exclusively by men! So you’re submitting to
the male ideals ...”
4
“which want nothing else than to expose breasts, legs and bottom! Not joining this shows character and self-assertion!!”
5
“She’s right!”
“I never looked at it that way!”
“I wish I were as emancipated as she is!”
‘Besides, I always forget to shave my legs!’
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30: Immoral Touch
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NIP!
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"He, he, he!"
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31: A Sleepless Night
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1. You lost it again? But that was the spare key, I have none left!
2. You got to call a locksmith with night service...
3. Too expensive... with me?!! But I don't have a guest bed ...in my bed...?!!
4. No... yes... of course, no problem... among good friends...
5. Little later...
6. Good night! And don't worry, I don't snore!
7. All the better! He, he, he!
8. Stupid me! Why did I laugh so silly? Could he be angry now? I feel sick!
9. Does he only want to lay like this after all? But maybe he's just waiting for a signal from me?!!
10. Now he's asleep!! Perhaps I should have worn a negligee? But I don't even have one! I got to calm down...!
11. *snore*
12. Oh my god, what if I get flatulences while sleeping?!! What if I snore?!! I'm totally constrained!
13. The next morning...
14. What are you doing?
15. My morning yoga!
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32: Early Morning Impressions
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Western civilized people are divided into two groups: one drives to work by underground, the other one by car!
*gasp gasp*
Damn truck! Slots in at green! And such a stupid taxi is parking illegally! Neanderthals - don't know where's left and
right!
*nag* *yawn*
What's up? Don't honk at me, bastard! Idiot! Blockhead! Numskull!
Doors clzrrr...
You also travel by underground, huh?
How can you tell?
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33: Different Measurements
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I'm despaired! My life is senseless!
Three years ago I bought a French double bed - in which I'm sleeping alone to date!
I'll never find a man! From a distance, they're staring at me, but...
...as soon as they get closer, it's over! At this rate...
...I'll emigrate to Sweden!
There's some greasy guy coming over...
What's that? Two posh ladies, all alone? D'you mind...?
Convenient, isn't it?
Not if it's an interesting guy though...
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34: The day before All Saints' Day
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Ain't it great that the whole publishing company was invited to that beneficent thanksgiving party?! Marvellous!! TV
stations will be there and all the notables...
Yes. But I have something on.
What??? That's gonna be THE Halloween party in the U4, DJ Dumpling will act again after 10 years, it will be just like in
the past - and you're not coming with us??!!
Uh-huh!
No, mum, I'm sorry, I promised it! No, they cannot do alone... without me, they're kinda lost!
Exactly the 31st? ... (sigh!) well, you'll have to abandon me then...
On the evening of October 31...
I think it's wonderful you're helping me today, Nina!
Oh please! Nothing in the world could have kept me from this!
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35: The 10th Scourge
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Say... do you know the 10 Egyptian Scourges by heart?
Huh? Those with Moses?
I only remember blood, locusts, cattle pestilence...
Wait... there was also hail...
...darkness, death of the first-born...
There was once a film with Vincent Price...
Wasn't there also a bunch of animals involved? Frogs, I think...
Exactly! Biting houseflies, mosquitoes,...
Err... we're lacking one...
That's easy: MIGRAINE! Everytime she says: "Not now, honey!"
HUA, HUA, HUA!
Is his last name spelled with "C" or with "Z"?
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36: Little effort - huge effects
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Uh... Nina? You - like that?! But, how...?!
What's the matter? Appointment with the boss?
Why, no! Why should I?
Oops? Do you have something on today?
Nothing special...
Wow! You're hardly recognizable!
Well, I felt like it...
I guess I would have to dance around naked to get such a level of attention!
Well, at times the rarity of the event causes exponential appreciation...
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37: Investigations
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Hey, you're looking pissed! Troubles with the boss again?
No, it's just... all day long I've had this feeling...
...as if I had forgotten something important! But I cannot tell what.
Won't be that important then.
What could it be? I do have all my working papers...
...the second raw concept is corrected... the articles ready to print are on the boss's desk...
Perhaps something at home? Lights switched off - fridge filled...
Mother called - video recorder programmed... maybe I really imagined falsely... (stretch)
Has the guy from the University of Frankfurt already faxed us the galley-proof back?
No, but he has...
Uh... err... look, I think you're having a problem there!
The tampon!!! I forgot the tampon!!!
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38: Omina
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On Sunday evening, my neighbour revealed to me that our peaceful hours of companionship were about to end!
...and now, after Bettina's gone, I just thought, let's take a subtenant...
Monday morning, my database crashed entirely...
Oh I wish I was in Dixie, away, away, in Dixieland...
Ingrid, I think I've got a virus...
The next day, my personnel manager sent me some fellow...
Mr. Tannenberger here is an expert, he's got that fixed in an instant!
...who, at first, seemed to be interested in me rather than in the computer...
He wouldn't stop watching you... *giggle*
...and afterwards bothered me with his private life
I'm having good prospects of obtaining that research commission - the IT jobs are just part-time...
Uh-huh...
At home, I was struck by terrible news!
Nina? Fritz and I, we had a quarrel... you don't mind if I visit you for a couple of days? ...see you... *sob* ...kiss,
mummy
Looking for consolation, I turned to my neighbour, just to discover:
Oh, Nina, guess what: I've found a subtenant!
An old friend from university - we lost sight of each other for some years!
David!
One misfortune follows the other... an infallible omen Christmas is coming
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39: The Christmas Party - Prologue
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The most feared moment of the year has come: the invitation to the traditional Christmas party lies on my desk!
Oh, great!
Be happy, your first company party! They're always sooo funny!
From experience, company parties and fun are two opposing poles!
No, they aren't! Finally another chance to dress up nicely!
Here we go!
Come on! I don't understand why you always despise pretty clothes!
The question is if it's worth the effort!
Get on with you! Let me write you a list of my favorite boutiques, and you'll see, in no time you'll wonder...
...if your bank account can handle that overdraft - ha ha!
You don't mind me staying sceptical?
Well, ladies, already in pleasant anticipation of our party?
You can't tell how much, Mr. Bergmann!
Finally another chance to dress up nicely, huh?
Just what I say!
To coquet with interesting colleagues in high spirits...!
Huh? There are interesting ones?
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40: Company Party - Intermezzo
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Well then, Company parties. Do you want to know why I hate them?
I mean, a company - party is a perversion for itself - an association of anticlimaxes that just can not work!
"Company" normally means: "strained body to make a good impression on my superiors", doesn't it?
Whereas to me, the word "party" still implies frolicsome atmosphere! I celebrate with friends, with people I like...
That's the point! We're virtually forced to do intimate activities with our colleagues! The next step to company sex is
merely a matter of form then!
"Hey, lady, aren't you coming on Friday? I always wanted you and me to...!" - Well that doesn't have to be, right?
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41: The very best at Christmas is...
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Oh granny - at last I've escaped the chase... these Christmas were once more ultimately disasterous!
First, the usual stress with the presents - although I swear every year to go shopping earlier... well, and then there's
MOTHER!
Your kind daughter always celebrates on the 20th, her birthday. This time, unexpectedly one of her former lovers showed up,
which caused an immediate dispute with his successor!
I cannot even talk it out with my best friend because she left the land in a sudden life crisis.
But the greatest painfulness was that company party! Drunken from glogg, a colleague pissed into the personnel manager's
hydroculture. The highlight of the evening...
...was the boss in a Santa Clause costume, giving out would-be money envelopes - but they were empty. He had forgot the
checks at home!
I didn't get around anything this year! That's why I'm even happier to calmly sit here alone with you!
SIGH! Ah well, always alone. When will you finally think about marrying...!
I'd love to celebrate with my grand-grandchildren!
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42: Attack!!
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Listen up! As the unamiously elected operation leader I hereby submit my suggestions!
Those are the targets! I've already drawn in a possible route on the map...
We start at nine o'clock sharp at the arranged meeting point - HERE! From there we make our way towards the center...
Wait a second, if we proceed like this, my objectives are all located at the end of the way!
That's not true! G2 is right at the beginning of the tour!
The G's are almost all located in the center, if we're to start there, the P- and N-objectives will come short!
Well I could merge G5 with P3 and N2...
Just one question...
You really want to run through the complete route in one day?
YES!
We definitely agreed on this after being late the last two times!
And always at my cost!
Well it is far to go...
Great! Like every year the same argument if all the stress is really worth it...
...sore feet...
...but did we ever do without? NO!
I HATE WINTER SALES!
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